An article was published in the Medical Journal of Skin Pathology that revealed an astonishing new cure for cellulite: Hopping on a Bouncy Ball! (Also known as a ‘Jumping Ball’ or ‘Hop Ball’.)
How many women can trace the time they started to notice their first dimples to only a few years after they decided they were too “grown up” to hop around on a bouncy ball?
Doctors have now proven that the mechanical massage and degree of rolling pressure applied by the bouncy ball breaks up tough adipose pockets, stimulates the flow of lymph, and triggers a collagen-generating response in the cellulite-afflicted areas.
“Hopping on a bouncy ball twice a day for only four weeks has been clinically proven to almost completely eliminate cellulite in 35 out of 40 women afflicted with this unsightly condition.” says Dr. Reginald Glogau, MD. He recommends two daily 15-minute sessions on the ball.
P.S. April Fool’s!
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